Trust us, we’ve been in your shoes and we agree.
AND we are offering to name one of our home grown dog turds after them! Sometimes no other example of your ex’s personage will do.
Or maybe you are angry that your dear friend has been treated like shit and feel very strongly that the offender is a true POS.
So even if you don’t require them to know exactly what they are, we hope you will consider having a dog turd named after them. 50% of your donation will benefit a local dog rescue!
With your purchase you will receive a limited edition certificate showing the dog poop carrying your ex’s name and the sense of satisfaction that comes with accurately naming fecal matter.
- We hope you will also check out the cutie patootie doggies here who are ready to adore you (unlike your POS ex) everyday.
- Please read “The Small Stuff” below before purchasing.
- If you would like your ex’s first name included on our Shit-Pit, remember to click ‘add note‘ at the checkout stage so that we know!
The Small Stuff…
- Please note that the dog shit will not be names on the certificate. There will be a place for you to fill it in yourself after you print it. We don’t want to start a legal battle, so this is a keepsake for you or your friend.
- This certificate will be delivered to you as a PDF that you can print out.
- The POS name will appear (if you want it to) on our Shit Pit.
- Only the first name of that POS is needed!
- Please indicate what size shit this person is: Small/Medium/Large/XL (We want to be sure that we accurately match them to their spirit shit).
- You may name as many dog shits as you want after your ex. There is no limit and we are making fresh ones every day!
- Once a shit is named, there are no refunds. No exceptions!
Ready to Buy Your Dog Poop? It’s only $2.00 USD
Looking for variety? We also offer to name the following types of poop after your ex and they are $2.oo each too.
Just click the critter your interested in below:
| Cat | Pig |
| Chicken | Horse |
| Cow | Mule |
| Turkey | Donkey/Ass |
| Duck | Goat |